more stats
2.5 miles
Distance
9 ft
Climb
-297 ft
Descent
00:23:26
Avg time
-290 ft
Altitude change
219 ft
Altitude min
512 ft
Altitude max
512 ft
Altitude start
222 ft
Altitude end
-2.218%
Grade
-33.006%
Grade max
13.679%
Grade min
211 ft
Distance climb
1,919 ft
Distance down
229 ft
Distance flat
00:23:26
Avg time

Captain Slapstick Details

  • Activities
    • Mountain Bike
    • Hike
    • Trail Running
  • Riding Area
  • Difficulty Rating
  • Local Popularity
    5 in Mountain Biking heatmap [+]
    • 5 in Trail Running
    • 5 in Hiking
  • Global Ranking
    #148460 in Mountain Biking [+]
    • #391790 in Trail Running
    • #336265 in Hiking
  • National Ranking
    #3,296 in Mountain Biking · New Zealand [+]
    • #4,369 in Trail Running
    • #3,503 in Hiking
  • Trail Type
    Singletrack
  • Bike Type
    XC
  • Dogs Allowed
    Yes
  • Land Owner
    Marlborough District Council

No community description for Captain Slapstick trail has been added yet!

AI Generated Description

Captain Slapstick is a 4 km less popular blue difficulty singletrack trail located near Blenheim. This mountain bike primary trail. On average it takes 23 minutes to complete this trail.

Tags

Local Trail Association

Recent Activity on Trail

Past Week
  • 0 rides
  •  
6 Months
  • 0 rides
  •  
All
  • 30 rides
  • Last: Nov 5, 2022
update trails status or condition

Captain Slapstick Trail Reports

Status:
on Jan 6, 2026
Dry
Avg: 3.83 (6 votes)
Your vote: 0

view (827)
close
      Directions to captain-slapstick trailhead (-41.557135, 173.944433)

      Photos

      2 more »
      mtb
      205 |
      Jun 5, 2021 @ 2:35am
      Jun 5, 2021
      report
      mtb
      70 |
      Jan 5, 2026 @ 6:52pm
      Jan 5, 2026

      Videos

      no videos have been added for Captain Slapstick yet, add a video.
      3.7 ★★★★★
      6 Ratings
      5 ★ 17%
      4 ★ 67%
      3 ★
      2 ★
      1 ★ 17%

      1 Review & Comments


      We hope you've been enjoying Trailforks!

      Create a FREE account to view all trail reviews and much more.

      • By kevinthestout & contributors
      • #157111 - 1,272 views

      Frequently Asked Questions

      ▼ Where is Captain Slapstick located?
      Captain Slapstick is located in Wither Hills Mountain Bike Park, Blenheim, New Zealand. It is part of the Wither Hills Mountain Bike Park trail network. The trailhead is located at coordinates -41.55714, 173.94443.
      ▼ How hard is Captain Slapstick?
      Captain Slapstick is rated as Blue difficulty. The average grade is 2.218%.
      ▼ What is the elevation gain for Captain Slapstick?
      Captain Slapstick has 9 ft of elevation gain. The trail has 297 ft of elevation descent. The elevation ranges from 219 ft to 512 ft.
      ▼ How long is Captain Slapstick?
      Captain Slapstick is 2.5 miles long. The trail type is singletrack.
      ▼ Are dogs allowed on Captain Slapstick?
      Yes, dogs are allowed on Captain Slapstick. Please keep dogs on a leash where required and clean up after them.
      ▼ How do I access Captain Slapstick? Where is the closest parking trailhead?
      The closest parking and trailhead locations to Captain Slapstick are: View all parking locations in the area.
      ▼ How long does it take to ride Captain Slapstick?
      Based on recorded activities, it takes an average of 23 minutes to ride Captain Slapstick. The trail is 2.5 miles long. Actual times will vary based on fitness level, conditions, and pace. View recent activity logs for more details.
      ▼ How busy is Captain Slapstick?
      Captain Slapstick is a less popular trail with lighter traffic. There have been 4 recorded activities on this trail. The trail has received 827 check-ins. View recent activity on this trail.

      Hit the Trail

      Open in App

      Get this trail on your phone instantly.
      open trail in app

      Download Trail

      Save to wishlist, Garmin & download.
      save the trail

      Find Related Routes

      Find routes and users activities that include this trail.
      find routes for this trail

      You must enter a description before submitting.