2,503 ft
Distance
-347 ft
Descent
00:04:00
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No Joke - Upper Details

  • Activities
    • Mountain Bike
  • Riding Area
    Whistler Mountain Bike Park
    Whistler, British Columbia
  • AKA
    Upper New Joke
  • Difficulty Rating
    Black Diamond rate
  • Voted Difficulty
    Black Diamond (4 votes)
  • Trail Type
    Machine Groomed
  • Bike Type
    DH
  • Direction
    Downhill Only
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  • Global Ranking
    #171 in Mountain Biking
  • Local Popularity
    60 in Mountain Biking
  • Land Owner
    Whistler Blackcomb

Technical, roots, rocks and natural drops.

Access Info

Garbanzo Zone, access from Upper Freight Train.

Bike Park

Traditionally Indigenous Territory
More Stats for No Joke - Upper mountain bike trail trail
  • Altitude change
    -347 ft
  • Altitude min
    4,903 ft
  • Altitude max
    5,250 ft
  • Altitude start
    5,250 ft
  • Altitude end
    4,902 ft
  • Grade
    -13.9%
  • Grade max
    -55.1%
  • Grade min
    0.4%
  • Distance down
    2,356 ft
  • Distance flat
    115 ft
  • Avg time
    00:04:00
  • Avg reverse time
    00:04:27
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on Jul 3, 2024
Ideal
Avg: 4.4 (48 votes)
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      Jul 3, 2024 @ 4:13am
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      Jun 25, 2024 @ 8:46am
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      May 16, 2024 @ 3:03pm
      May 16, 2024
      Nov 5, 2023 @ 11:14am
      Nov 5, 2023
      		Closed for the season, see you in 2024! :D \m/
      Nov 5, 2023 @ 11:12am
      Nov 5, 2023
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      Recent Ridelog Activity on Trail

      Past Week
      • 133 rides
      • 27 miles avg distance
      6 Months
      • 1,381 rides
      • 27 miles avg distance
      All
      • 9,542 rides
      • Last: Sep 7, 2024

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      319 |
      Aug 3, 2017 @ 11:33pm
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      Jan 29, 2017 @ 2:45pm
      Jan 29, 2017
      62 |
      Jul 20, 2022 @ 2:52pm
      Jul 20, 2022
      66 |
      Nov 27, 2019 @ 12:04pm
      Nov 27, 2019

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