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2,497 ft
Distance
17 ft
Climb
-363 ft
Descent
00:03:38
Avg time
-346 ft
Altitude change
4,905 ft
Altitude min
5,252 ft
Altitude max
5,252 ft
Altitude start
4,905 ft
Altitude end
-13.9%
Grade
-44.9%
Grade max
11.3%
Grade min
246 ft
Distance climb
1,768 ft
Distance down
456 ft
Distance flat
00:03:38
Avg time
No Joke - Upper Details
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Activities
- Mountain Bike
- E-Bike
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Riding AreaWhistler Mountain Bike Park
Whistler, British Columbia -
AKAUpper New Joke
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Difficulty Rating
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Voted DifficultyBlack Diamond (5 votes)
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Local Popularity60 in Mountain Biking [+]
- 60 in E-Biking
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Provincial Ranking
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Trail TypeMachine Groomed
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Bike TypeDH
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DirectionDownhill OnlyPopular Direction Shown
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eBike Allowed
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Land Owner
Technical, roots, rocks and natural drops.
Access Info
Garbanzo Zone, access from Upper Freight Train.
Bike Park
Traditionally Indigenous Territory
Recent Activity on Trail
Past Week
- 0 rides
6 Months
- 522 rides
- 25 miles avg distance
All
- 2,309 rides
- Last: Sep 18, 2026
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- Prevalent Mud
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Directions to no-joke-upper trailhead
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