Buck 50

I am not sure why this is named Buck 50, but for this much pleasure it should be named $50 (50 Bucks). With all the trail write ups over the past couple of uploads, this will be full of sexual innuendos.

By time you are done riding this trail at the peak of your senses, then you’re in for a real treat. Start off with a good invigorating sweaty climb before tackling this first Black Section of Trail. No need to start on the Blue section, unless you don’t like to ride a BLACK trail. Enjoy the hard pounding you’ll take in the rear for the first 200m. I recommend standing up, as it will save your ass for others rides in the area. I guarantee that ‘Only riding for maybe five seconds, you won’t be too desperate to get off.’ But you can get off if you want!

Once you hit the bottom, turn the power all the way up to as high as you can handle a 15-minute ride down. This isn’t meant to be a long night out with romance but get this over and done so you can take another spin on Buck.

I recommend being adventurous and experiment with what Buck has to offer. Some things will have you on the edge of the seat, out of breath, panting, screaming things or making noises by to you come to the end. Either way you’ll experience pleasure that will get the ‘tingle in your dingle berries.’ Sorry ladies I haven’t forgot about you. What Buck with throw at you, ‘you’ll be thirsty for more!’

This trail will have your pleasure zones ticked off as a Mountain Biker and once you’ve had your mind blown from pure ecstasy that Buck provided. When this is all over, I recommend taking a break, replenish your fluids, have a bite to eat, phone a friend or have a smoke or 2.... If you decide to do this solo good on you, but IT’S BETTER WITH FRIENDS AND STRANGERS.

Totally rideable but a little snow at the bottom when crossing the ski hill

Wooo Hooo! It flows, it pops, it drops! Five stars for the grin factor. Not a technical trail, but if you’re with your buds or fam and looking for a good time, this serves it up on a platter. Finished it off with a trip to the Rum Runner for some cold drink-a-doodle doos and a poutine burger (which required more technical skill to manoeuvre than the trail). Fun times!!